The demonic cat is home and wandering around very high and smelling everything. I can relate because sometimes when I am high, things smell great.
We took the kitty to get fixed today, and it was so strange coming home to a cat-free apartment. Also, why do vets charge $80 extra for “keeping her hydrated” when they do surgery? Like, shouldn’t that just be a part of doing surgery on something?
Fuuuuuucking fuck, that is one extra shitty human being. If you do shop there, it would be a great idea to just never give them business again. Ever.
Disney has dropped an effort to trademark “Dia de los Muertos,” the name of the traditional “Day of the Dead” holiday celebrated by millions in Mexico and the U.S. The application prompted online criticism and petitions.
Talk about your fuckin’ cultural appropriation. Disney is pretty gross.
A look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.” – World’s Most succinct Word (via kateoplis)
Manager: Well, what do we have done?
Me: Nothing! I have assembled incorrectly twice, and disassembled twice.
Manager: *laughs* Okay, let’s take a look at the instructions. Hmm.
*stares at paper intently for 20 seconds before I take it from her hands, and flip it right side up*
All: *dead, from laughing*”
my life is just one big game of “how many people are gonna get this joke”
Artist: Great Lake Swimmers
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