CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
I am a Canadian citizen.
I live in Canada.
I am a university student.
I am reminded every day about the issues across the globe.
And these issues are IMPORTANT.
THAT. BEING. SAID.
Literally having someone tell me “BUT YOU’RE A WHITE STRAIGHT MALE. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE SJWS COME AFTER YOU?!”
I dunno, apologize? Probably did something wrong?
Oh, didn’t do anything wrong, just a bunch of SJWs at my door? Cool come in lets have a pizza party I guess hey what does everyone want to drink
seriously though, imagine if commercials for “men’s” razors staunchly, fearfully avoided ever showing a beard or stubble or any trace of facial hair whatsoever, as if made in a bizarre and inexplicable alternate universe in which the thing their product exists to groom doesn’t exist
just dudes grinnin’ coyly as they mime running razors over their baby-bottom smooth jawlines, eyes glazed over, not knowing what it is they do, or why, knowing merely that they must